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my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

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ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

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foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

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Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time we see gender as a spectrum, and not as two sets of opposing ideals. Emma Watson, He For She Campaign (via waesosirious)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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obamafart:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie. (via shanharlin)

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i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

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